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Continuum Hypothesis

Philosopher: "Resolution of the continuum hypothesis will have profound implications to all of science."

Physicist: "Not quite. Physics is well on its way without those mythical 'foundations'. Just give us serviceable mathematics."

Computer Scientist: "Who cares? Everything in this Universe seems to be finite anyway. Besides, I'm too busy debugging my Pascal programs."

Mathematician: "Forget all that! Just make your formulae as aesthetically pleasing as possible!"